Cultural Intelligence Briefing No. 13
A Brief History of
Canadian Aggression
A comprehensive timeline.
1812
Burned down the White House. Sorry about that.
1972
Won a hockey series against the Soviets. Felt complicated about it.
2002
Won Olympic hockey gold. Celebrated for exactly the right amount of time.
2024
Considered being stern about something. Decided against it.
This concludes the complete history of Canadian aggression.
We looked for more.
There wasn’t any.
We checked twice.